Ayeyah
From J2
A super genius and five-year honorary member of the Society of Redundancy Society, ayeyah is a dedicated vampire hunter, notorious for a constantly butchered name and his love for mint chocolate chip ice cream with peanuts. He also enjoys wearing bandanas and wielding Kalashnikovs with one eye closed.
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Pronunciation of Name
Despite horrible mispronunciations, the true way to say "ayeyah" is as follows:
ayeyah • \EYE-yah\
Here is a schematic depicting the pronunciation of "ayeyah" in two languages:
Background and History
Born to a French nurse during World War 2 at the Battle of Anzio, ayeyah spent most of his childhood romping around Asia with a golf club and the Kama Sutra. As he grew older, he mastered kung fu and bicycle re-tiring, and learned to fly around as seen in Chinese soaps and poorly dubbed Jackie Chan films. Hitherto, he dedicated his life to teaching children all across Macedonia the "Tap Som Bong" swordfighting style, which incorporates the use of cleavers and soprano opera. A well-learned man, he is now 78, a result of a time fluctuation paradox created when he ingested too many taquitos within a 2 hour period. His hobbies include reading, classical music, and hunting for apes of the homicidal degree afflicted by vampirism. Occasionally he plays games.
Mapping
Despite pretending to know how to map, ayeyah rarely releases maps of his own for the following reasons:
- Sheer laziness
- Poor optimization
- Ape is a vampire
Source Maps:
- de_paranoid; This is completely different from de_paranoid for 1.6
Released maps of the crappy degree are as follows (for 1.6):
Gaming
When ayeyah is not out plotting world domination, he enjoys a good game on the following servers:
- sf.joe.to
- sf2.joe.to
- nipper.joe.to
All of which he likes to break and crash with h4x and w4r3z.
Remember kids, don't talk to vampires!
