Epic Quotes

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This page serves as a consolidation of all the epic quotes that have been said and or posted in the J2 universe.

November 7, 2011:
Adam: Please listen to me Brigbar! I know this sounds crazy but if you don't use that for your avatar your mother is going to die sometime in the next week. A guy in Pittsburg made a fucking stupid thread like this and couldn't even follow up on it and his mother died at the wheel of her car killing his sister and baby brother. The only way to save her is to use it as your avatar and stop being such a jerk.
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August 11, 2011:
prolix: :frog6: :frog6: :frog6: :frog6: :frog6: :frog6: :frog6: [2]

March 15, 2011:
mbaxter: "I did read what the post is about.

I frequently lie to potential hackers to see if they're dumb enough to admit to it.

You were smart enough to lie. Good work. Eat a cookie. Enjoy your permanent ban." [3]

September 10, 2010:
Hellboy: "I'm getting the most out of my life SO MUCH that I'm not even going to bother being inspired by that bullshitty motivational life philosophy poster." [4]

August 29, 2009:
Jason: "this is an easier way of doing it than walking around campus going up to females and being like YO HOW LONG YO VAG BLEEDS FUH" [5]

August 26, 2009:
Django: "Banned for the use of an unnessary adjective used to describe persons of a particular race who's diet consist of domestic avian creatures. It was simply an error of comunnication and misinformation of the perpetrator who used such word. DUDE I AM FACKING SORRY, I WILL NEVER USE THE N-WORD AGAIN!!! I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS!!!" [6]

April 22, 2009:
Hellboy: "Um, I GENUINELY took a shit today. If you don't have something constructive about pooping to add, then don't reply to the thread." [7]

January 09, 2006:
Mr. Blip: "Ummm, if I die... It's gonna be your fault" [8]

January 19, 2005:
g-unit: "iall straugh gusy liek prn cuz if u dint the nur gay" [9]

July 17-18, 2005:
Tassadarmaster: "Can you make more CcClan Maps"
Riddick: "Cc is Cherry Clan lol"
Tassadarmaster: "i know byut cam u make more maps"
ZIGGO: "holy god"
Tassadarmaster: "where can i dnl holy god from? link plz" [10]

Apr 28, 2009:
Joe: "all dancing is silly. a real man never moves except to kill someone" [11]

Sept 21, 2011:
Grndslmhttr3: I once told a very trustworthy friend to "eat a dick," but he never did. [12]

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