Funny hat man
From J2
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Origin
Not a whole lot is truly known about the man with the funny hat. What is known is that he's a 19 year old from Ontario, Canada. He enjoys long walks on the beach and Corona beer, he's also known to kill millions without reason. He broke into the gaming world in 1999, playing Quake at some dudes house that was a friend of his moms, it was a bit odd to be sure. Since then he's taught himself the discipline necessary to slaughter his enemies in both the real world and the gaming world.
Life & Times
His life hasn't been all fun and merciless killing, however. His trials and tribulations have been harsh and relentless. His life has been interesting and he is a self proclaimed king among men, for he has boned his best friends ex. This captivating story has been chronicled by the man himself, and can be found here. [1]
Where is he now?
You can usually find Funny Hat Man lurking the J2 forums or playing by himself on the official NipperMaps server, he enjoys his alone time and will often ban anyone attempting to join in and spoil his good time. If he's not spending the majority of his time sitting at his computer, he's often out with the gang huffin the wacky tobaccy. He owns a variety of pipes and bongs, to which he is proud of.
Quotes
- "Bite sized wieners!"
- "Aye!"
- "ah fuck you"
- ":D"
- "Thats it, I'm becoming a priest so I can damn your ass to hell"
- "The fuck?"
- "I LOVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE!"
- "I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!"
- "WOAH HOT SHIT, C'MON DAVE, LETS GO LOOK AT THE BODIES!"
- "WWAAAAALLLKKKIIINNNGGGGGG!!!!!!"
- "JaSoN is a really beautiful man and I'd like to have intercourse with him"
--Funny Hat Man 22:43, 15 September 2007 (PDT)
