Hairy
From J2
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Witch, and the Detcord
56 years old, he is the father of 3 legitimate and 6 illegitimate children. He fought hard in France in the 1960s to keep the scientologist communists from opening up a Lowe’s franchise there. He got hard in France in the 1980s during the Viagra tests that would later erupt all of Europe into World War 3 1/2. Today still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem (that involves detcord), if no one else can help, and if you can find him maybe you can hire Hairy. Really though I wouldn’t do that unless it’s your last resort. Seriously shop around first I’m sure there are cheaper detcord-for-hire people out there.
Detcord
Fuck yeah!
Forums
Hairy managed to singlyhandedly drive every conservative out of Mature Conversation forums, leading to it becoming the circlejerk it is today. Except Todpunk, but that guys an idiot.
Quotes
- "When someone hands you a lemon, toss 'em back a fuckin' hand grenade! "
- "God damn kids get off my lawn!"
- "Hand me that detcord NOW!"
- "Thank god for detcord"
- "Always be sure to bring your detcord"
- "Detcord, motherfucker, do you have it?"
- "'Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the zit on your nose.'
- Buddahaha. Hindie Prince Ripperea Sniddharta, the founder of Nioaroon, 5263-483 B.Cc"
