TaylorPoly

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TaylorPoly
Name: Taylor Tyler Tailor
Age: 266
Location: A small island nation
Inventions: Declaration of Independence, Tonga Independence, Microsoft, Taylor Polynomial
Sex: Male

TaylorPoly (born January 1, 1743) was a notable English mathematician, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence (1776), and an American business magnate know to help spur the computer revolution. However, his most notable contribution is Hello Kitty (ハローキティ ,Harō Kiti), which was copied by Sanrio in 1974, netting the company more than $1 billion a year in sales. His personal favorite invention, mostly unknown to the public, is the Taylor Polynomial.

History

Born in a rural Southern California community just outside San Diego, he began his early career growing coconuts for export to the small southern Pacific Ocean island of Tonga. During a bad growing season in the summer of 1969, he was forced to make a trip to Tonga to renegotiate his trade contract with the nation. There, he helped forged the Togan Independence from the British protectorate in June 1970. He spent the next few decades importing what he once exported: coconuts. Early in the 21st century, he met a man hosting a gaming community, joe.to. It is that community where he resides to this day. In a recent interview in February of 2009, he noted that he holds no grudge towards Sanrio or Steve Jobs.