Volmarias
From J2
That face we all know and love.
Adam "Volmarias" Vollmer was a prominant member of the j2 forums. Then, he got a job and a life.
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Proudest achievements
- A spoof Map Making Movie
- The subsequent addition of the map demonstrated within to a certain map by a certain mapper (you know who you are)
- Becoming the number one poster on J2
- Reaching 10,000 posts (necessitating a special celebratory sig)
- Uncontrollable Rage, causing spontanious growth into a Mean, Green, and Destructive (rawr) monster.
- The founder of the “lol communism” movement that lasted for a short time in the j2 forums.
Theory of his disappearance
It is said that his disappearance can be blamed on the fact that he got a job and a life. But few realize that about a week before he disappeared he posted a thread about an odd bump in his head obtained by a bike accident.
Theory 1: Vol actually died shortly after this massive head wound and any posts he made after his death were done by his ghostly spirit which will inhabit the forums forever.
Theory 2: Vol landed on a tiny alien spaceship that got jammed into his face. He is now under alien control. But the aliens suck at posting on the internet so they will rarely post. This explains the sudden drop in Volmarias-related forums posting goodness that followed his head wound thread. The aliens will one day master the art of forums trolling and then j2 is screwed.
Theory 3: Vol actually got a fucking job and a life.
Please note that Theory 3 is not widely believed by most people, and can be disregarded.
Keepin' Busy
Vol is currently learning how to fly helicopters. He is training in a Robinson R22 Beta, a very popular trainer helicopter. Probably nearly totaled the helicopter by now.
On Oct. 3, 2007, Vol got his Private Pilot's license for Helicopters. This means that he can pilot his privates in a Helicopter.
Vol's current flight log can be found at: http://helicopter.volmari.as/
Vol is also learning Tango. He has not yet placed a rose between his teeth.
Vol is currently engaged to his beautiful fiancée Valentine
Links
http://volmari.as/ - Current Volmarias website
http://volmarias.net/ - Not really used for much at all.
